alt.war.vietnam

were any of the biscuits wearing diapers?

"Salad" wrote in message
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> ecagetx@ wrote:
>
> > KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)
> >
> > Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
> > and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
> > groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
> > windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the
> > back of her head.
> >
> > One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
> > and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
> > open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
> > Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had
> > been holding her brains in for over an hour.
> >
> > The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
> > doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
> > head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
> > bread dough on the back of her head.
> >
> > A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
> > loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
> > in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
> > was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
> > passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for
> > over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
> >
> > Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
> >
> > --- OFF ---
> >
> > Submitted by
> > Ed Cage
> > 2247Aug3007
> >
> Funny story.
>
> And as Paul Harvey likes to say "And now you know the rest of the story"
> if you go to
> /rumors/b/